My name is Richard Jeremiah-Clarke. I am 6 feet tall, with dark hair and blue eyes, and some say I resemble the Milk Tray Man from that classic advert (or perhaps that’s just wishful thinking!). My weight is currently being negotiated with my diet, so stay tuned for updates. For now, I can confirm I follow a “balanced diet.” I’ve heard this means healthy food in moderation, but my attempts often include a bowl of fruit for lunch followed by a pizza for dinner. Clearly, I’ve got some room for improvement!

I’m the proud father of two amazing children who brighten my life while ensuring my wallet and pockets remain dark and empty. When I’m not at work, I dedicate my time to helping my children grow into wonderful versions of themselves. I often serve as a human punch bag for my superhero-obsessed son or as a nail varnish tester for my creative daughter. My wife, who I affectionately call Superwoman, claims she single-handedly runs the household while still finding time to organise my DIY duties—a thoughtful gesture to ensure I’m never bored at home. Thanks, love!

Coming to work is a well-earned break for me and an opportunity to share life stories with my clients. Life’s challenges and experiences have helped me develop a strong sense of empathy and understanding. Supporting my clients not only makes me feel good but also provides a positive outlet for my skills. Plus, it gives me a chance to recover from those punch bag bruises! So far, I’ve had no customer complaints, which must mean I’m doing something right.